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About Ronicicul

Well hello there, I'm Ronnie the cat ('Ronicicul' is just a nickname)! Don't let my cuteness fool you - I'm a master of mischief. I love to hide in boxes and nap on warm laps. I may be small, but I've got a big personality and plenty of sass to go around.

Ronnie's photo gallery

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As Ronnie the cat, my photo gallery is a collection of cute and silly moments captured throughout my days. It would include pictures of me lounging in sunbeams and of course, striking a pose for the camera. Overall, my photo gallery showcase my playful and curious personality, as well as my love for lounging and relaxing in comfortable spots. It is a testament to the joy and contentment that comes with being a happy and loved feline.

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Ronnie's humans

Because I am a special cat, naturally I also need someone to take care of all my needs. That's why I have these two people who with a single meow offer me anything I want. They make faces sometimes meowing back, but I meow louder and put them in their place. They live for me and I don't understand why it takes so long to wake up, I mean hello, I've been awake for 5 minutes and my bowl is still empty. Anyway, I have my special method of punishing them, some nose bites, ear sniffing and tickling the soles works perfectly. They also had the stupid habit of taking me out of the room when they were sleeping, I also solved this with my sharp nails, with which I managed to scratch the threshold of the door until they were willing to open the door for me so that I could finally get under the duvet. Let's not forget the litter box with sand, which I prefer not to touch, so I strategically put my paws on one side with the risk of all the poop flipping on me. They change the sand because they say it smells incredibly bad, but I like it. I don't even know why they bother to change it, because I'm going to use the sand again 3 times immediately after they change it anyway (I prefer to do that at the same time they replace it, just to mock them).

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Medeea C.

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Teodor D.

Ronnie's friends

I have a lot of friends, about 10, of course not as smart as me and honestly most of them annoy me a bit (with the exception of Dante who offers sensational baths). Now let's exclude people and pigeons who seem like fake friends and let's summarize the remaining quadrupeds. My best friend is Ollie. We fight every time we have the opportunity and he was visiting a few months ago. Those were the most beautiful days, the two of us destroyed everything, we fought and meowed all day together, the slaves didn't know what hit them, then I found out that Ollie had come because he had a cold and then of course he gave me that cold.. But now we are ok, I found the strength to forgive him for what he did and now we fight like at the beginning. As I said, Dante offers incredible baths. He is like the father I never had. I sleep with him every chance I get, yeah, he's a bit lazy. Zeea the dog, I don't like her that much, but she seems to like me, so we can consider her a friend. Timi isn't the friendly type, but that's probably because of the great fights he takes over the wire fence. I know what you are thinking, these are only 4 friends, but I want to remind you of the pigeons.

The best pictures of me and my friends:

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Me and Ollie

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Me, Zeea, Oliie and Dante sleeping

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Me and Ollie fighting

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Dante offering sensational baths

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Ollie sitting on me

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Dante

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The pigeons

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Timi

Ronnie's favorite activities

The Box

I have had a lot of toys over time, but nothing compares to "The Box". You can hide in it, sleep in it and even eat it. It's perfect.

Playing on ps

Nothing compares to a well deserved ps game. I was a little confused why the huge box on the table started to meow at first, eventually I have become friends with the cat that was inside it.

The Catch

I know how it sounds, but no, I'm not an undercover dog, I just love this game. Catching the ball is my favorite evening sport, especially when my people want to sleep.

Programming

I'm a smart cat, that's why it's normal for me to be passionate about interesting things like IT, in the end let's not forget that in the closer future, cats will rule the world anyway.

Contact

I'm a cat, dummy :o

ronniethebest@Idon'thaveanemail.com

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Facebook is for boomers

Schedule:

8 am - 10 am:

Waiting for humans to wake up

10 am - 10:10 am:

Eat and poop

10:10 am - 12 pm:

Play and disturb

12 pm - 2 pm:

Beauty spleep

2 pm - 2:10 pm:

Eat and poop (2)

2:10 pm - 4 pm:

Bite the computer cables, pull the mouse down and don't let the humans work in peace

4pm - 6 pm:

Sleep on my human's computer until he feels it smells like smoke (it's warm up there)

6 pm - 6:10 pm:

Snack time

6:10 pm - 9 pm:

My business

9 pm - 8 am:

Dinner and beauty sleep (with a pause at 3 am to bother my humans)

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